Kaminay Kaminay KaminayKaminay Kaminay KaminayKaminay Kaminay KaminayAap ki "KAMI-Nay" Itna Pareshan Kar Diya,K Hum ko SMS Karna He Para....

Badhti Mehangai...Aaj se 25 Saal Baad:Chaawal-2Rs/daaneGenhu-1Rs/daaneOil-6Rs/boond."Koi 3 Item lene par Desi Ghee Muft me Sunghaaya Jayega"

Mujhe tumhari wo Ada bahut pasnd hai,jab sardi me tum ek glas pani lekr aine k samne khade hote hoAurAaine pr Pani dal kr Zor Se chilate ho.NAHA LIYAA

CID + 3idiot PJkandho ko kitabo k boj ne jhukaya,wah wahkandho ko kitabo k boj ne jhukaya,ACP to daya: tum khuni ko pakdome mutra visarjan karke aaya.

Dheeru bhai ambaani Ka Aakhri Sapna Tha..Ki har "DEHAATI" k haath me Mobile Ho.......Aur dekho aaj Tumne unka aakhri Sapna Poora Kar Diya..|

Tip of The Day:3 Mooli k Parathy2 Gobhi k Parathy1 Plate Maash ki DaalAur1 Pyala Ublay Huye ChaneyEk Saath khayenOrApna ZaatiCNG STATION BANAAYEN. :-)

Sms bhi Bahut Kamal ki chiz Hai,20 Pagalo ko Karo,10 Padhte Hi Nahi,5 delete kar dete h,4 Ka Inbox Full Hota h,Bs 1 Hi PAGAL Pura MSG Pdhta h..Thans..

Hm apko satate rahenge.Marte dum tk msg krte rahenge.Or jis din msg nai aya to samjh lena....Agle din msg aa jaye gey"Kuch to achha socha Kro.;-

A loose hug says- ITS OKA Norml hug says- THANKSA tight hug says- I NEED UA more than tight hug says-I CANT LIVE WITHOUT USo,The moral isHugte raho..!

If ur eyes r sweet,u will love the world,butif ur tongue is sweet,the world will love u,&if both r sweet,Phir to aap tofan macha dain gy,MERI TARAH ;)

1=Simple 2=Soft3=Jisko dekha uske ho gye 4=Romantic5=Darpok 6=confsd.7=Mekar8=Lovable 9=kanjuss10=Bht Dildaar 11=Caring12=Saf dil 13=kamchor14=Matlabi

aapse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar rah me chor ke mat jana mere yar bin aapake hum ji na payenge aap na honge to hum apne kapade kis se dhulwayenge.

Indian Shadi me khana khane k 2 asool:.RULE 1Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nahiRULE 2Doosri bar is tarha khao k pehli baar mila hi nahi.

Azadi ki kabhi sham na hone denge, Shahido ki kurbani badnam na hone denge.Bachi h jo 1 boond lahu ki tb tk BHARAT MA ka aanchal neelam na hone denge.

NewZealand me 1Bacha peda hua hyPedaish k wktuska wght 80kg tha jo bhurta gya or 15 din bad 280kg ho gyaherat angez Magr sach hyQ kBacha Hathi ka tha.