Life ka original sach- sab kahte hai, akele aye the akele jayenge. Par sach to ye hai, 2 logo ke bina koi aata nahi, aur 4 logo ke bina koi jata nahi.

killer pjdis will realy kill u,kabutar ne kar di burger pe shit,zara gaur farmaiga janabkabutar ne kar di burger pe shit,and u say i,m lovin it....!!!

Yaad h tumhe vo school k din?Hum kitna khelte theBate karte theJhagdte thehaste theRote theNhi yad?Kaise yad hoga hm ek school me kha padhte theHehehe

Pintu Ko Haathon Ke Nakhoon Khane Ki Aadat Thi..Parents Ne Usko "Baba Ramdev" Ke Paas Bheja..Ab Pintu Pairon Ke Nakhoon Bhi Kha Sakta Hai..!!

Bewafa ki 4 nishanian hy1-buhat kubsort hota hy2-jb bat karo to dil jet lata hy3-jab tak yad na karo yad nahe karta4-or jb sms karo to jawab nahe deta.

Is life mein tension hi tension hai, fir bhi in labon par muskaan hai..kyunki jeena jab har haal mein hai to...muskuraa kar jeene main kya nuksaan hai.

Mujhse Ab Ye "Judai" ka "Gham" Piya Nahi Jata Farazz...Mujhey 2 Glass "SPRITE" K He Pila Do "Baraf" Daal K. :-)

Unhe hamari zarurat kabhi nahin padegiKHUDA kare ke unko har cheez ki taufeeq mile,Unhe ehsas bhi nahin hoga,Aur unhe ham apni sari khushiyan de jaenge

Mere Paas Time Nhi HaiUn Logo Se Nafrat Krne Ki Jo Mujhse Nafrat Krte HaiQkiMai Busy Hu Un Logo Me Jo Muje Pyar Krte Hai.!" That r attitude".

Height of Confidence:A Cycle Rider Puts SuddenBreak in front of a Bus:And Shouts at the bus Driver"Abey Mrnay k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili Hai?"

aisa bhi kya kasoor humne kar diya,jo aapne is tarah hume gair kar diya,maaf karna humari galtiyon ko,jinki wajah se aapne hume yaad karna chod diya...

Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka lga,jab maine mandir me 1 ladki ko cigarate pite dekha,Ghor kalyug u cant belive mere hath se toDaru ki botal hi gir gayi.

Ye Khushbu Ye Hawa Apke Naam Kr Di,Mausam Ki Hr 1 Ada Apke Naam Kr Di,DiL Ne Chaha Aaj Kuch Khas Tohfa De Apko,To DiL Se Nikli Hr Dua Apke Naam Kr Di..

Jub hum tumse pehali bar male aisa laga ki sitare jami par aa gae...........lekin jab barbar milne lage to aisa laga ki jame se yamdutt aa gaya........

ye hoti hai asal dosti1 dost ne apne dost ko adhi raat ko phone kia or bola"yaar mai ro raha hu:-("dost ne kahabhad mai ja !mai so raha hu :-