zuba chup ho to aankhe bolti hai,aankhe band ho to saanse bolti hai,saanse band ho to dhadkan bolti hai,dhadkan band ho to??doctor bolta haiI AM SORRY.

Puri duniya ki sabse khubsurat jodi kaun si he?MUSKURAHATORAASOODono ka 1 sath milna muskil he,lekin jb ye dono milte hai vo pal sbse khubsurt hota he.

Jo log aaj raat"chand" nikalne ka intezaar kar rahe h..Wo intezaar na kare aur so jaye..Qki aaj mera ghar se bahar nikalne ka mood nahi hai..

1 Bohat hi Cute Larki ko Maine Kaha"I Love u"Usne Muje Kiss Ki or Galay Lga k Apna Mob No. Dedia Or Dinner Par Le Gai..Moral:JALO SAALON JALO

INVITATION to all my dear Frndz4 a NEW YEAR partyOn 31th Dec 2010At-67th Floor,Suit no.25,Burj-E-Khaleefa, DUBAI.Koi Bahana Nahi Chalega..(no gift pls)

Agar koi hame accchalagte hai toachha wo nahiacche hum hai...&Agar hume koi bura lagta hai tojaan lo kibura wohi hai kyo kihum to achhe hi hai na......

SMS na karne walo k liesong -Agar tum mil jao,to taangetod denge hum,Tumhe paa kartumhare peechekutte chor denge HUM.Bus.! tum mil to jaao..! Ha... Ha!

HaPPy DIWALISoch rhe ho aaj kyoAb tum "DON" Ko sikhaoge kab wish karna hai.Don jab chahte hai tab wish karte hai..Lo Happy HOLI !Kya kar loge

Nikalta chand sbko pasand hota hai, dubte suraj ko kaun dekhta hai, tuta hua tara sbki dua isliye purikrta hai, Qki use tutne ka dard malum hota hai...

Most innocent and heart touchng lines said By a True Lover to his Girlfrnd on Brk Up........Behen mere gift to wapas kar de..Teri bhabhi ko de dunga !!

Pandit ne ap k mobile k khndli dekh ker btaya he k ap k mobile pe kanjosi ki mdoshala madla rai he. turant 10 sms ki baali dai ta k shanti ho.Dhanewad..

Chahat h k apko mayusi ki sikayat namile,aansuo ko apke ankho me izazat namile,itni khusiya bhar jaye daman me apkeki apko rone ki bhi fursat na mile...

Dil ke labon pe ek duwa rahti haiHar ghari muje ap ki parwah rahti hai,khuda har sukh zindagi ka karay atta app kohar duwa main meri ye elteja rahti hai

Dear friends Malaria,Swine flue infection is increasing & the reason is infected water..so dont 4get 2 purify water by adding 90ML whisky/vodka or RUM..

Ques-Mohabbat ho Jati he Ya karni Padti heAns-Ladki Sundar ho or Honda Activa Pe ho to ho jati heBaddsurat ho or Honda City Pe ho to karni padti hai.;-)