Facts of Life: 5 Apples - Rs 60/- Apple 5 - Rs 60 000/- The position matters

I will not look at her figure because she s a good friend - said no man eve

With the right music you either forget everything or you remember everything

Tell her that she is BEAUTIFUL instead of HOT She s a woman not a TEMPERATURE

I m sorry and I apologise mean the same thing except when you re at a funeral

Subway and McDonalds: Where women make sandwiches for men without complaining

Avoid things that make you fat like: Weighing Scales Mirrors and Photographs

The arms of a man and the tears of a woman can accomplish any task in the world

Women drivers are like stars in the sky You can see them but they can t see you

Can anyone recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?

It s really a Bhikari moment when you re waiting for your turn to eat Pani Puri

When you do a good deed get a receipt in case Heaven is like the Tax Department

Full form of maths; M= Mentally A= Admitted T= Teacher H= Harassing S= Students

If steroids are illegal for athletes then Photoshop should be illegal for models

The best measure of someone s honesty is the zero adjust on their bathroom scale