People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out I mean don t they have thoughts?

The risk I took was well calculated - the result wasn t good as I m bad at Maths

Some days the supply of available swear words is insufficient to meet my demands

Every problem comes with a solution If it doesn t have any solution it s a woman

Conscience - The voice that tells you not to do something after you have done it

We live in a world where deleting history is more important than creating history

One the best feeling of the world is knowing that someone is happy because of you

For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world

If you love someone set them free If they come back nobody else wants them eithe

If you think patience is a virtue try surfing the net without high speed Internet

The secret to staying young is to live honestly eat slowly and lie about your age

If people have to choose between freedom and sandwiches they will take sandwiches

You know you re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera

The easiest way to make your old car run better is to check the prices of new cars

If men had no faith in one another all of us would have to live within our incomes