Band-Aids come in two varieties The kind that won t stay on and the kind that won t come off

Can one die from constipation? I m a little scared as to how some people are so full of shit

Difference between Promises and Memories: Promises = We break them Memories = They break us

1813 - Women have no Rights 1913 - Women fight for some Rights 2013 - Women are always Right

Half of a woman s life goes in calculating how to repeat a dress without letting people know

Women are completely equal to men as long as there s no spiders or heavy objects in the room

A careful study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything was last yea

1813 - Women Had No Rights 1913 - Women Fought For Their Rights 2013 - Women Are Always Right

Dear God Please grant me the patience of a chair Even it has to deal with all kinds of asses

They say money doesn t bring happiness but everyone still want to prove it for themselves

Gambling addiction hotlines would be so much more effective if every 10th caller was a winne

Nokia: Smart Phone Samsung: Smarter Phone iPhone: Smartest Phone BlackBerry: Over-smart Phone

People who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are really terrifying

When two Punjabis argue on the road technically one who does not have a sister wins by default

Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face no one gives a hoot about your workout