Watching cooking shows all day and not making a single dish should be made a punishable crime Ain t it?

3 horrible facts: 1 Today is not Friday 2 Tomorrow is not Friday 3 The day after tomorrow is not Friday

You don t know something? Google It You don t know someone? Facebook It You can t find something? Mom

Dhirubhai Ambani s Will was pretty obvious the way he named his sons MuCASH and aNIL Strange but TRUE

The typing speed of your boyfriend/girlfriend determines whether they re having multiple affairs or not

My girlfriend says I have the body of a man half my age which would be a nice compliment if I wasn t 22

If someone throws a stone at you throw a flower at them But remember to throw the flower pot with it

I survived 15 years without internet but now it s hard to survive 15 seconds waiting for a page to load

Chocolate comes from Cocoa which comes from a tree and that makes it a plant Thus Chocolate is a salad

Mostly parents are worried about - what their sons download and what their daughters upload

There are mean parents there are cruel parents; And then there are parents who switch off Wifi at night

Common sense is not a gift it s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn t have it

Don t judge a book by its cover My Maths textbook had a picture of people enjoying and having fun on it

In Gujarat and Punjab people in minority are those who don t have at least one uncle in USA UK or Canada

Amazing Insight: Mangoes help in weight loss only if you climb the tree and pluck them yourself