sante di wife sante nu--uttho ji thodi jaan gud morng kehndi aa..Santa--chal chaah lai k aa..nai ta dekhi kutt kini paindi aa...

others santa n banta were in d same class.teacher: y u wrote ur father`s name diff?boys: madam tusi fir kehna c nakal maari...

Khamoshi naal na maar mainuEh taan dass mera kasoor ki haiYa taan katal kar de yaa gal kar laiDass dohaan vichon manzoor ki hai?

Pholon mein ap,Kiliyon mein ap,Dil mein ap,Baghon mein ap,Rangon mein ap,Yadon mein ap,Tussi Ghar v Bendey oK Phirdey e Rendey o

Panjabi Meri Jaan VargiPanjabi Meri Pehchan VargiPanjabi Bazurg di Dua VargiPanjabi Niri Khuda VargiPanjabi NANAK de Rawab Vargi

2Sardar were watching a beautiful girl.1st Sardar=kya maal hai yaar..!2nd Sardar=Arey ha.Maal se yaad aya bhabiji kesi hai. . .?

Man:Sardarji where were u born? Sardar:PUNJAB Man:which part? Sardar:oye,part part kya kar raha hai,WHOLE BODY was born in Punja

Kuch milde ne yaar hawaa banke, kuch DUA banke, Thode yaad rehnde, bahute bhull jande, Te kuch vass jande ROOh vich saah banke...

Nargis to Shaitan:Main ik Masoom tay shareef larki aan...Shaitan:Jan day NARGIS baji; hun tu apni ho k enj tay zaleel na kr. . . .

Jad taq mere vich saah dosta..Tainu milan di dil ch rahegi chaah dosta..Tu aavi chahe na aavi..Asi taqde rahange teri raah dosta..

Jado kismat ne tera saath chhad dittaUss roz vi tera saath nabhavangeKade dil nal yaad karke vekhiAssi RAB kolon vi vappas aavange

K"JMj k62MIN JOtg" @mw.58 tgu777 uhn6 898o hhj890 3789hLOKAN NU KuchMARZI bhejdo padhan ta injh lag jande ne jive luv letter hove.

Zehar vekh k pita ta ki pita, Ishz soch k kita ta ki kita, Dil de k j dil len di aas rakhi,Eho jeha pyar kita te ki kita…..

Mere dil wich Thikana auda,Do kadam vi ohna ton aya na gaya,Main Puchhya kayon toreya tu wada,Taa Hass ke keha bas Nibhaya na gaya

Zehar vekh k pita ta ki pita, Ishz soch k kita ta ki kita, Dil de k j dil len di aas rakhi, Eho jeha pyar kita te ki kita.........