Joke in 1 word-Sardarjoke in 2 words- Inteligent Sardarjoke in 3 words- Sardar playing chess !joke in 4 words- Sardar won the game !

Doctor: Bachey ko paanidene se pehle boil karlena chahiye …Sardar: Lekin JanabBoil karne se bachamarr tou nahi jayega…

Ni tu challi gayi England,baja ke yaara da Band,tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya,India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!

Man: Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn.Sister: Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.Mom:Jeetay Raho Beta.B.V: Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?Teray kam E Nai Mukday.

yaaran da jigran vekh lavi,tere vihah vich jashan manavange, aap bhaven frooti pe liye,tere vihah vich royalstag di shabeel laavange

Santa- Cycle ka break hath me lekar nach kar raha tha.Banta- ye kya kar rahe ho?Santa - Oye! dikhta nahi, break dance kar raha hoon.

Entha onnu vilikathe?Engane pinanganmathram jnan enthuthettu cheythu?1000 SorrySathyamayum jnanariyatheyanu ninteVaalil chavittiyathu

Munda : Kash Rabb ne manu barush banaya hunda ta main tere mooh te phirda.Kuri : Aagar thora vaddh banaya hunda te flush vich phirda.

T.T :- Ticket dikhao!SANTA :- A lo ji.T.T :- Eh tan purani hai....................SANTA :- Te train keda hune showroom to kadai aa..!

sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaichCopoy Akhbar di Raddi VaichLoya Lailan VaichTeen DabbaVaichAddiyaan Aali Juttiyaan VaichPar...Maino msg Phaij

Main kujh v nahi jasbir tere baajon,tu saar hai meri kahaani da,tera vajood samundraan to vadh k,Main ta bas tupka haan ik paani da..

++Read in++ Punjabi- Dil v 13, 80 v tere. Hor 10, ki haal ae 13? Yara dosta 9, aenj nai 27 da. Ok g, ijazat 2. 32 Bujhao, te 100 Jao.

Mere to puchde O mainu kii mileyaohde hijjar te ohde pyaar vichooNdil de ke kharideya chankana mainohde husan de meena bazzar vichoon

Mere to puchde O mainu kii mileyaohde hijjar te ohde pyaar vichooNdil de ke kharideya chankana mainohde husan de meena bazzar vichoon

Santa:- Bhaaji, tusi banglabada vadhiya banaya hai, par bathroom me bath tub bahut chota hai.Banta:- Oye, tu fir se FLUSH me naha aya.