"Hissab rakhiyain kehre kehre wadyaan daje ik tuteya hoye ta dassiyain,pyar ta shayad ohna ne v kittapar kehre kehre yaar ta naam dasiye"

Takdir de, rang kine ajeed ne, anjane rishte ne phir v kareeb ne Har kise nu yaar tuhade jehe ni milde, sanu tusi mile eh sade naseeb ne.

Wife:Tu phull gulab da,main suraj mukhi.tu metho dukhi te main tetho dukhi.Pati:Tu kothe chad k chhaal mar,fir main v sukhi te tu v sukhi

Ehna kis gal da gurur ho gaya, ya fir sathon koi kasoor ho gaya,sajna ve eho jahi v ki gal ho gayi ki sanu yaad karna v namanzur ho gaya.

2 punjabi Titanic deKh rahay thay..film Khatam hui to Kehnay lagay..lo dasso, ae Ki film hui.., Khatam v ho gai parSultan Raahi nai aaya:

Husn jachda nahi shingar binaZindagi narak hai tere pyaar binaAssi pal-pal jinde Assi pal-pal mardeSadda ji nahi lagda sade yaar bina....

Sardarjee to Sunita:" I want to marry you"Sunita: But I am one year elder to you. Sardarjee: No Problem, then I will marry you next year.

Eh Kudiyan Bahut Shetan NePal Ch Kadh Laindiyan Jaan NePehlan Dindiyan Ne Sohni Smile Di LukPhir Pucho Tan Kehndiyan NeI M Already Booked

wich hawavan kade v deeve jagde napatjad di rutte phul kade v sajde nabhul k v na sanu kitte bhul javi,yaar te pyar guvache kade labhde na

Sardar selling parachute- Plane se koodo,button dabao,parachut opens aur aap jamin par safely.Buyer-If it doesnt open? Sardar-paise vapas.

Santa: meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi. Banta: tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga. Santa arre yaar....sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko!

Santa: oye tera viah ho gaya? Banta: haan. Santa: kuri naal? Banta: oye munde naal v hunda hai kya?Santa: haan, meri behen da hoya si....!

jagtay rehna meray tay na rehna,agar tusi jaag rahay ho tay sow jaow,agar sow raah ho ta jaag jaow,nai tay a sms tahanu appu jaaga laow ga

Sardar selling parachute- Plane se koodo,button dabao,parachut opens aur aap jamin par safely.Buyer-If it doesnt open? Sardar-paise vapas.

Moja Karo Ludian paoDhamalan pao Shurlian chlao.Rola Pao Abbu nu DassoAmmi nu Dasso Khushi manaoK tawanu v kisi SONEY bandyNe sms kita Aa.