Santa g ka ghora race main sbse peechay tha,kisi ne poocha:Santa apka ghora konsa hai?Santa:O dekh jinnay sareyan nuagay laya hoya ae.

Teacher 2 Santa-Jehday insaan nu sunda nahi, os nu English vich ki kehnday hai?Santa- Jo marji keh lo g. ohnu kehda kuch sunan laga..!

Yaar ruse taa rabb russe,yaar fer russe ta mai mar jawa,Je yaar fer russe tashittar maaro saale da roz da ehi drama..Mein kia.Gud 9t g

Yaaran dian Yaarin te Maan karida,Zameen ute pair Hikk taan dharida,Rabba rakhi Meher ina Yaaran te,Ehna kr k hi Aasin Asmaan Charida.

chad jande ne sooli ashiq aashqi nibhan layee.... tu ik wari han tan kar de.... Mar ke vi vapis aa jangey, ik tera pyaar paun layee!!!

Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove… pakki sadak te ucha makaan hove… aa ghut kejhaphi pa laie jera pehla chade oh baimaan hove

Ohde inkaar de maare haan...,Bus yaadan ohdian de sahare haan...,Jagg jit ke dass ki karna...,Jitna si jisnu asi oss kolo haare haan. .

WAHEGURU japiye mukh pavitar.WAHEGURU jpiye sb dukh titar.WAHEGURU japiye sb vairi mitar.WAHEGURU naam maha pavitar..... GUD MORNING JI

Sardar got a job in AIRTelcustmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling

TERI HAR GAL VICH BIKRAM,HAAMI BHARDI HAANE NA SAMJHEEN TERE TON DARDI HAANTERI HAR GAL MAN NI PENDI HAITAINU PYAAR HI INNA KARDI HAAN.

Santa-which is the most painful delivery in world? Banta-SUNNY DEOL ki maa ki.... Santa-woh kaise? Banta- kyonki woh nikla gaddi le ke!

E Zindagi di chahat da silsila hai koi mil gaya te koi Vichhar gaya,Jinna nu Mangaya si Duwawaan che O Kisi hor nu Bina mange mil gaya.

PANI VICH PATHAR NA MARYA KARIS PANI NU KOI HOR VI PEENDA HEGAZINDGI THODAE DIN DI HAI HAS KAI JIYAKAR TENU VEKH KOI HOR VI ZINNDA HEGA

Hasde hasde v o rus jande ne,hatha vicho hath shut jande neKehnde ne bda najuk hunda hai pyar da rishta,hasdya Hasdya v dil tut jande ne

Do Din da sath har koi nabhanda ae,Zindagi bhar da koi nayi nibhanda,Agar ro ke chhupayan jandiyaan Yaadaan,Te hass ke koi na chhupanda.