PAANI WAGDA WEKH DARIA WICHMERE DIL WICH IK KHYAL AAYA,RABBA ENNa PANI DUNIA TE KIS KAM DAJE MERE DOST NU KADE NAHAUN DA KHAYAL Nai AAYA

Chinahas aGreatDeewaar,Russiahas aCommunistSarkaar,Americahas aPowerfulRadar,But!Beware World!BecauseOnly Indiahas thePOWER OFSARDAR....

Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove… pakki sadak te ucha makaan hove… aa ghut ke jhaphi pa laie jera pehla chade oh baimaan hove

saanu vekh ke mukh ghuma jaande,saade naam te nivian paa jaande,par ik gal te na jor chale uhna da,(SS PANWAR) de naam diyan kha jaande.

Sacha pyar hove sade dil ander , aiven uppron di dikhaida nahi, sache dilo je kise nu yaad kariye, dur batheya vee usnu bhulaida nahi...

santa-tu office me to sher bana ghumta h..ghar pe tujhe kya ho jata h..?banta- hota to sher he hoon, bas upar DURGA sawar ho jati hai...

AVAIN ISHQ ISHQ KARNA VAYAVAIN ISHQ ISHQ KARNA VAYKADI ISHQ NU TOOL TAY SAITERI HASS DI AAKH VE PEG JAYKADI ISHQ NU ANDRON PHOOL TAY SAI

sardar saw an airtel tower and said india is developing. When asked 4 the reason he said in india there are signals even for aeroplanes.

2 sardar sending sms their GF1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?2nd:no1st:Why?2nd:usne handwriting pehchan li to......?

A Sardar sees a beautiful girl . He goes and kises her . The girl shouts and says what r u doing. Sardar says B COM from KHALSA college.

Tere te qurban saddi yari ayHus k mar jaye aes di v teyari ayIk silsala na mukke saddi yari daAsi tanu yad keetaChal hun teri vari aye..!

Ik bacha paida honde heenurse nu boalya - bara hanera kita hoya hai ?Nurse - Light nahi hegi na.Bacha - OhEh janam vi punjab ch ho gaya..

Na Din Da PataNa Pata Raat Da,Ek Javab Devi Raba Tu Meri Baat Da.Kai Din Ho Gaye Sanu Vicha deya Nu,Kehda Din Rakheya Tu Sadi Mulakat Da?

Bda vishwas e mainu teri yari te.Vasta rab da kde enu torhi naHar musibat main paar kr leni zindgi d,bs tu aoukhe vele muh morhi na.gd mg

Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ?Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".