Aj bahut dino baad kitab kholi toh kayi Raaz pata chale jaise ki...Aa ni aunda.Aa vi ni aundaAa tan pehli var padya.Aa vi syllabus vich hai?

FULLFORM OF A GIRLG- GOLI DENE ME SABSE AAGEI- INNOCENT SIRF SHAKL SER- RONE DHONE KI AUTOMATIC MCHNL- LADAI ME SABKI MAAJAGO MUNDEYO JAGO..

Sardar went to musium,there he broke a statue OFFICER:you have broken a 5000 years old statue.SARDAR:thank god! mere ko laga naya tha......!

Sardar in sad mood,asked kya hua?said-kal India-Pak match pe 1000 hara.I said kal to 500 bola tha?he said 500 raat ko highlights pe bhi hara

Santa- Bebe m chandigadh ch computer chalana sikh lavan. Bebe- Putter sikh tan le per chandigadh ch bheed bahut hundi h kite bhida na dein..

fool tan bahut dekhe par khushbu na dhekhidukhi tan bahut dekhe par dukh na dekhiyadokhe baj tan bahut dekhe parsacha piyaar na dekhiya kade

yari di patang di dor aisi,jedi katti na jawe.yari di mehak aisi,jedi patti na jawe.mainu masg na karn waleya....tainu 25 din tatti na aawe.

Tera Ishq Pujeya Asi Rabb Wangu,Tainu Marr Ke Vi Nahio Bhulaan Lagge,Teri Yaad Assan De Naal Jau,Phull Arthi Te Loki Jad Paun Lagge….

Assi aaj v uthe baiyhe haan jithe tu bithaya si,Assi change jaa maade haan sab tu hi banaaya si...sunil was never wrong & Never will be.....

kinna sona tenu rab ne banaya...ho..oo.oo.okinna sona..oye kinna sona tenu rab ne banaya..te asi 4 din pahla april fool manaya...ho..oo.oo.o

TEACHER 2 SANTA:-Pandvon ke naam batao, SANTA:- ik BHIM c, ik oda vada pra c, ik nikka pra c, ik hor c, te akhir wale da mainu naam pul gaya

Teacher: Oxygen is must for.. breathing & life.It was discovered in 1773.Sardar: Thank God. I was born after dat,otherwise i would have died.

Koi Kehnda Khand Mithi,Koi Kehnda Gur Mitha,Koi Kehnda Gulab de phul mithe,Par jine kiti parkh kul mithean di oh kehnda,Mashook de bul mithe.

Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkibPres down butonOnce againEk wari horBas ik wari horLo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?

Tusi Enj Kro.Mobile off kro,Battry kad loSim v kad loMobile Nu Road te rakh k utonIT mar dojadon tusi msg e nai krna te isKanjar da ki faida.