Yaaro na aiwen tdpaya karo...Sanu eniayan udekan na karaya karo.Mannya tuhanu call karni mushkil hai.Free Sms kar ke tan haal sunaya karo.

Ik sardar dukan te KACHHE lain gaya..Sardar 2 dukandar-aa Kachha kine da?Dukandar-Ji 450 daSardar-Yar partywear nahi casual wear dikha na!

Tery Nakhry Hazar!Assi tere utty zindgi lutann nu teyarJinna marzi chirr tu main v manani nai haarKyon-ke main janda ke Tery Nakhry Hazar!

Tu sohni tera na sohni,par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi CTe tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!

Gurdware waleyan ne e elan kita hai k gurdware ch 5,10,20,50,100,500,de note nahi chadae jange. . .kyonKiGANDHI de sir te rumal nahi hai .

A Sardar went to museum, there he broke a statue. OFFICER: you have broken a 5000 yrs old statue !! Sardar:ThankGod ! Mujhe laga naya tha.

SRDAR rec an invitation to party which said"BROWN TIE ONLY".When He went 2party,he was surprised 2 find others wearing Pants & shirts too!

ik kudi ne slim jahe munde nu msg kita-chehra tera khaas nhi,haddiyan ch tere maas nhi,pyaar tenu swaah karan,,teri tan jeun di v aas nhi..

-_-_-_-_-_--_-_-_-_-_-its the ocean of love?.Dive in its depth & go down.downdowndowndowndowndowndownChal hon bas V kr k dub k marna ee

In French: Bon jourIn Spanish: Te QuiroIn Italian: TeamoIn Yugoslav: Volim TeIn English: Good MorningIn Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?

Santa- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?Banta- Gold ring de deSanta- koi badi cheez bataBanta- M.R.F ka tyre de de. .

English teacher: "One cute and young girl is walking on the road." Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence. Student: "Oye,pataka !

meri ruh vich usda yaar vasda...meri aakh vich usda deedar wasda.sanu aapne dard di parwah nhi,par rabb kare har waqt rahe merayaar hasda..

Ajj kal de Munde Kudiyaan nu kiven Propose karde ne,"Pipple de chhan hove, Phoolan da rass hove,Je mere vass hove teri maa meri sass hove "

Ek aurat k ghar Gas ka bil boht ziada a gya,Wo Gas office gae Or manager sey kaha,Na menu enna bil payj dita, me ki dozakh nu pipe dita ay?