Santa falls in luv with a nurse After much thinking he finally writes a love letter to her: I luv u siste

Banta: Why do u take ur wife only to night clubs? Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place is open

Santa: We are all in the same game just different levels Dealing with the same hell just different devils

Napoleon: There is no such word as Impossible in my dictionary Santa: Taan dictionary vekh ke kharidni si

Santa: What do you want for your birthday? Jeeto: A divorce Santa: I wasn t thinking of spending that much

Banta: Why does Santa Claus have to be a man? Santa: Bcoz no woman will wear the same dress year after yea

Santa: Every time the doorbell rings my dog goes and sits in the corner Banta: Why so? Santa: He s a boxe

Lady Secretary: Sir it s ur wife s call She wants to kiss u on the phone Santa: Take msg and give me late

Santa: I used to think drinking was bad for me Banta: So what did you do for it? Santa: I gave up thinking

Jeeto: This is the last time I tell you about coming home drunk Santa: Good because I m sick of hearing it

Santa opened A College Guess the Name of College? The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple because he is PM not AM

Museum Administrator: That s a 500 year old statue u ve broken Banta: Thanks God I thought it was a new one

Banta: A girl said I love you to me Santa: What did you say? Banta: I said we are so similar Even I love me

Santa(Drunk): It s really awkward Jeeto: What s awkward? Santa: That I m really drunk and you re still ugly