Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off Santa: You re lucky at that mine s a self-starte

Santa: I stayed up all night Banta: What was wrong? Santa: I was trying to remember if I have amnesia or insomnia

Banta: What s the matter Santa - you look terrible Santa: Yeah I am starved Banta: Why? Santa: My wife s dieting

Banta: What s the definition of bravery? Santa: A man with a bad case of diarrhea taking a chance with a huge fart

Santa: This weight of mine is really strange Banta: What s with it? Santa: Every time I lose it it finds me again

Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid When did you have your last drink? Santa: What do you mean last?

Santa: Computers will never replace books Banta: Why? Santa: You can t stand on a CD or DVD to reach the top shelf

Santa: I respect blind people Banta: Why? Santa: Because they judge others by their personality not by their looks

Banta: What s the best example of once in a lifetime opportunity? Santa: A mosquito sitting on your wife s face

Santa: The man who invented the clock was a genius Banta: Why? Santa: I mean how did he know that what time it was

Preeto: How do you keep your husband from reading your email? Jeeto: Rename the email folder as Instructions Manual

Santa: Doctor when I take a bath I get wet Doctor: Ok next time when you are going to take a bath turn off the tap

See what a spelling mistake can do Santa went to Goa Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time wish u were HER

Does the razor hurt sir? inquired the barber anxiously Can t say replied the victim Banta testily but my face does

Banta: Did you hear the news? Anil drank so much his wife left him Santa: Bartender Give me six large on the rocks