Santa: Yes Officer Police Officer: Didn t you see the Speed Limit sign? Santa: I did see the sign I just didn t see you

Santa: I think that girl is deaf Banta: How do you know? Santa: I told her I love her ; but she said My sandals are new

Santa was working for the 1st time in a garment shop Girl:Show me underwear please Santa: Well I haven t worn it today

Santa: Who benefits the most from long courtship? Banta: Boy? Santa: No Banta: Girl? Santa: No it`s the mobile operato

Banta: My wife has lost her voice How can I help her get it back? Santa: Try coming home at three o clock in the morning

Santa: Women are like microwaves Banta: How? Because they cook food? Santa: No Because they are hazardous to our health

Santa: I always give waiters a tip Banta: That s nice of you Santa: But somehow they never seem to appreciate my advice

Santa: I have two bad news for you How should I tell you? Banta: Combine them Santa: Your wife is cheating on both of us

Banta: Wise men are always in doubt Only idiots are sure of their case Santa: Are you sure of that? Banta: Yes obviously

Jeeto yelled at Santa You re gonna be really SORRY I m going to LEAVE you Santa: Make up your mind Which is it gonna be?

Jeeto yelled at Santa: U re gonna b really sorry I m going to LEAVE you Santa: Make up ur mind Which one is it gonna be?

Santa: I take a cold shower every morning and even in winters Banta: Why brag about it? Santa: Gosh that s why I take it

Santa: I lost my office keys again Jeeto: It s in your Jeans Santa: Come on why do you have to drag my family into this

Santa: I was stopped for doing 53 in a 35 KM zone but I got away Banta: But how? Santa: I told the police I had dyslexia

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Santa: U can call him anything because he cannot hear anything