Santa: O So you want to become a farmer? You ll need sheep chickens herd of cows? Banta: Of course I ve heard of cows

Banta: What are you going to do today? Santa: Nothing Banta: You did that yesterday Santa: Yes but I wasn t finished

Santa falls in love with a nurse After a lot of thinking he finally writes a love letter to her stating I luv u siste

Jeeto: You have changed after marriage Santa: I had told you before marriage that I m not interested in married women

Santa: My wife thinks I m too nosey Banta: What makes you infer so? Santa: At least that s what she wrote in her diary

Santa: Do you know what really amazes me about you? Jeeto: No What? Santa: Oops Sorry I was thinking about someone else

Santa: You remind me of the sea Jeeto: Because I m wild unpredictable and romantic? Santa: No because you make me sick

Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM what ll u call ur mother s younger sister elder sister? Santa s son: Mini Mum Maxi Mum

Barber to Banta: You are losing your hair fast Sir Are you doing anything to save it? Banta: Yes I am getting a divorce

Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth A: Because Doctor has advised him: Aaj Light Khana hai

Jeeto: Oh love what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me? Santa: I don t know but I promise I ll never do it again

Banta: Why is your wife shouting at you? Santa: Instead of posting her photo on Facebook by mistake I uploaded it on OLX

Magician: I will now cut this man s wife into 2 halves Santa: What kind of magic is this; turning one problem into two?

Banta: What is your chief worry in life? Santa: Money Banta: Oh I don t think you have any Santa: Yes That s the worry

Banta: Santa where were U born? Santa: Punjab Banta: Which part? Santa: Stupid the whole of the body was born in Punja