Santa: My wife sent me a blank text Banta: But why would she do that? Santa: Because she s not talking to me

Barber: You are losing your hair fast Sir Are you doing anything to save it? Banta: Yes I m getting a divorce

Jeeto was learning driving from Santa Jeeto: I do not know what to do Santa: Just imagine that I am driving

Angry Santa to his son: Have you ever seen an owl? Pappu: (Luking down) No Santa: Don t look down Look at me

Pappu: Dad will you take me to the Zoo today? Santa: Certainly not If they want you they can come and get you

Santa: My wife worships me Banta: Why do you say so? Santa: She puts burnt offerings in front of me every day

An ATM s jammed failed when operated by Santa Why? B coz he put a pin from his turban when asked: Enter ur Pin

Santa: This report card should be underwater Pappu: Because It s so wet? Santa: No because it s below C level

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

Santa: I always close my eyes when I kiss a girl Banta: Why? Santa: Can t let the pepper spray get in my eyes

Santa: So you are distantly related to the family next door are you? Banta: Yes their dog is our dog s brothe

Santa: Women live a better longer peaceful life as compared to men Banta: Why? Santa: Women don t have a wife

A cop stops drunk Santa and asks How high are you? Santa: That s wrong English you should say Hi How are you?

Santa: The mudpack definitely improved my wife s looks but then Banta: Then what happened? Santa: It fell off