you'll accomlish more with a kind word and a gun, than you will with a kind word alone.

It's a good thing, right, when an author gets turned on by the dirty scenes they write?!

What was to fear from a foe that could be defeated by a few potholes and the heat of the sun?

I mean. You put puppies in a store front, I will stop and giddily stare. Every. Single. Time.

I engage in subtle stalking. That's entirely different and perfectly socially acceptable.

When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party.

Thank goodness it only lasted a minute or so.The inhalant, that is. The sex was rather longe

Be brave to share your story! Each of our stories, have a golden treasure for a specific need.

I am grateful for hands to tickle with. Not so grateful for that process in reverse, however.

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals... I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants".

Pop music is like an auditory cup of coffee. It has no nutritional value but it gets you going.

Don’t think you’re some kind of snowflake, suit guy. I’m a bitch to everyone.

I don't know what effect these men will have upon the enemy, but, by God, they frighten me.

Only the great warriors fall down from their horses; one would not fall who rides a donkey cart.

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