Caro: "Bite me."Ruby: "I gave that up in kindergarten.

I'd tell you nice try, but... it wasn't.

Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace

Independence is earned by a few words of cheap confidence

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.

Were you born stupid, Heinrich, or did you have to study?

Discord says it's a good idea. That's comforting.

I once saw you in a tuxedo and all I wanted to do is eat.

As a general rule, I preferred not to have my soul reaped.

Yeah you can have a word," said Harry savagely. "Good-bye.

Push my buttons, and I'll push you off a bridge. 

When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma.

I've heard that sarcasm is no substitute for cleverness

it's a losing battle at this point,but so was the alamo