I sell yawns. So when you see me yawning, and you then yawn, just know that’s me giving you a free sample of my product.

There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99.

He not only stood three inches taller than me, but I sold him two of those three inches. (The third inch I tossed in for free.)

When u practice something with conscious mind n then continue practicing the same even with sub-conscious mind, You Master it..

Could trying your hardest, but never being quite good enough ever be acceptable to anyone? Is that what your dreams are made of?

Moving continuously forward doesn’t necessarily get us to where we want to be, just somewhere other than where we started.

I should open up a dry cleaners/pizza parlor. Extra Stain Sauce will be free, but removing it out of your clothes will cost you.

I just cut my beard. I used a tractor, because farmers make the best lovers. But why sell produce when you could sell reproduce?

It’s Wednesday, and I just made a fresh batch of Thursdays. Buy one while they’re still hot! They go on sale Friday.

PALATABLE CRITICISM: In a performance review, don't offer more than three criticisms. That's all an employee can digest.

Destiny and fate are of one’s own making, and riches and happiness are rarely found at the end of an easily-traversed path.

A lollygagger is a person choking on a lollipop. That works perfectly, because I sell Heimlich Maneuvers in a variety of flavors.

Sales is my Religion and Customer is my God and I Worship Him, The only thing is that my God is not very happy n generous always.

People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking.

You can’t plough a field by turning it over in your mind. Either you get out there and plough it or it doesn’t get done.