Happy endings. *Groan*

Owr brave little shank!

I'm financially ugly.

Go make love to a tube sock.

Resilience, thy name is Devine.

Stercus Accidit.[barren happens]

Aphorism, n. Predigested wisdom.

Min aska kommer sprida värme.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

A woman's weapon is her tongue.

Because we don't really sparkle.

You are in good shape for a dead man.

Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.