Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.

If you deny the existence of a higher being, you've never been to reha

The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification

The Nile is famous for overflowing like my love. How fertile is your valley?

I don't want to work a 9-5 job, because 20 hours a day is just too much.

I’m putting the word “Don’t” on my To Do list.


I am the Vending Machine of Love. Exact change only. The price is 33.3 cents.

The practice of doing more than necessary works best when packing lunch boxes

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?

Welcome to,to,to,to,to Stutterville! P,p,p,please have a seat on your own lap.

You're only given as much as you can handle, before going back for seconds

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

I dance like I make love—in a group, while wearing a bag on my head.


I like my coffee like I like myself....making rustling noises inside a burlap bag

HOBBES:All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once.