I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales.
I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales.
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
I'm not interested in you as a person. I am, however, interested in you as a banana.
Can you break my five-dollar bill into five singles? Women love guys with lots of money.
Never was a cornflake girl;Thought it was a good solution: hanging with the raisin girls.
It pours itself. My love, I mean. I hope you like a lot of gravy on your mashed potatoes!
With anal sex, I suggest you start gently. Find a slender midget. Or a member of Congress.
Orafoura paid me in pajamas, and I let him because the pajamas matched his plaid mustache.
My erection at noon causes an elongated shadow so black you’d think I was an albino.
If you’re going to hold a grudge, at least put on an oven mitt before you pick it up.
I keep a fish in each pocket, and one in my left shoe, so I don’t drown in your love.
Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling.
I am nine fifteen feet tall. I mean nine fifteen time tall. I measure height with my watch.
I can't fight. I was once run over by a car with a flat tire, being pushed by two guys.