Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
Is your name Summer.? because you are as hot as hell.
Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.
Life is hard normally, but its harder if you are Stupid.
Facebook, because time isn’t going to kill itself.
Hey, you have eyes, I have eyes, we have a lot in common!
You wanna see a perfect relationship? Watch a movie. Lolz
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
If vegetarians eat only vegetables, what about humanitarians?
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.