It’s just Facebook, I wish people would keep it real and stop frontin.

You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

If you want to commit suicide, you should jump down from your ego to your IQ.

I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative.

I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.

If at first you don’t succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

I’m not sure how much longer I can hide the fact that I’m a robot.

Bitch also stands for beautiful, intelligent, talented and charming human being.

Taking revenge is wrong… very very wrong… But very very fun…

Finally found out that the plant I’ve been watering isn’t real…

Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?

I think all woman can agree that bigger is better. Nobody wants a small bank account

Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, If I die next Tuesday.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.