Tired of everyone talking about their feelings on Facebook lol..

I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.

I haven’t slept for ten days, bcoz that would be too long.

You dont realise how many clothes you have, until you wash them.

Why can’t shampoo and conditioner run out at the same time?

You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.

You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.

I hate when my mind wont shut up when I’m trying to sleep..

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet…

I promised my friends that I wouldn’t date bad girls anymore.

They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, i am afraid of widths.