If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot.

Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones to make.

If people have a problem with u, always remember, it is THEIR problem..

Ah, Facebook, where it is socially acceptable to talk to a wall…

If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.

Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots..

Why do you talk so fast?” “Why do you listen so slow?”

Stealing other people’s statuses on Facebook is called a Facelift.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say “mosquito.”

Bad decisions make good stories. No wonder people find me so entertaining..

Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they will leave you too. Sincerely, ORKUT