FACEBOOK, The second most popular word that starts with “F” and ends with “K”.

Why does paper beat rock? if you hold a paper in front of your face and i throw a rock at it who wins?

just found out that if you hold Ctrl and w for 10 seconds it turns your Facebook page from Blue to Red

I never get mad when i see my ex with someone else because i was always taught to recycle my old trash.

Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with ‘F’ and ends with ‘K’

Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.

I don’t understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.

Your time, energy and love is precious make sure that it is not wasted and preciously invested when dating.

If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot..

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It`s not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired..

Lary is wondering if they could invent a self cleaning oven, why can’t they invent a self cleaning house?

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.

My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.