The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source
The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source
I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.
Facebook should have a “I don’t know you” as an option to ignore a friend request.
Facebook…… Half Social Network….. Half Shoe Store! Didnt Know I Was At The Mall.
My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible…
I wouldn’t need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
I wouldn’t need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
Boy: hey dad I got a girlfriend Dad: Good job son! Girl: Hey daddy I got a boyfriend Dad: *loads shotgun*
Don’t cry for a guy, let a guy cry for you. Because girls give and forgive, but guys get and forget.
I bet that in prison everyone’s FB relationship status is set to “it’s complicated”.
Twitter makes me like people I’ve never met and because of Facebook I hate people I know in real life.
A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.