You can t buy love but you can pay heavily for it

There s one in every crowd and they always find me

Nothing is interesting when you are not interested

God must love stupid people he made so many of them

In jealousy there is often more self-love than love

May we kiss those we please and please those we kiss

Love: a temporary insanity often curable by marriage

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name

Love: the only game that two can play and both can win

A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away

A kiss that is never tasted is forever and ever wasted

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat

Love is the delusion that one girl differs from anothe

My love for you is like diarrhea I just can t hold it in

Love means having to say you re sorry every five minutes