I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence

I never finish anyth

Do vampires get AIDS?

Fight crime shoot back

Insomnia is a nightmare

Most rules of thumb suck

Thank God I m an atheist

I m so good at being bad

I disclaim my disclaime

I m too smart for egotism

Diarrhoea waits for no man

Eat well stay fit die anyway

Smile everyone loves a moron

Conserve energy Fart in a ja

Never buy a car you can t push