Talent is useless without training thank God

When angry count four; When very angry swea

I removed L from LOVER and now it`s all OVER

Dangerous exercise -- jumping to conclusions

Diarrhea is hereditary it runs in your jeans

Some biknis are smaller than their price tag

Some people s feet smell and their noses run

I think the freezer deserves a light as well

I don t discriminate I hate everyone equally

Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?

Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humo

If I wanted to hear from an ass I would fart

A miss in the car is worth two in the engine

A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts

When a girl goes wrong men go right after he