The more people I meet the more I like my dog
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious
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Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows
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When we first met she and I were the same age
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I said no to drugs but they just don t listen
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I m only a dog because I m faithful and loyal
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Father of ten shot dead Mistaken for a rabbit
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You can t change a man unless he s in diapers
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at Maths
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My inferiority complex is not as good as yours
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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat
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I am not laughing with you I m laughing at you
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I spilled spot remover on my dog He s gone now
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All men are animals some just make better pets
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I m not fat I m just so sexy that it overflows
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