One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters

I m not a complete idiot some parts are missing

He who laughs last probably didn`t get the joke

A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no

Only 20% boys have brains rest have girlfriends

They told me I was gullible and I believed them

I m not a complete idiot some parts are missing

All men are different but husbands are all alike

Passwords are like underwear - change them often

Earn cash in your spare time---blackmail friends

Not many people realize just how well known I am

Don t be so open-minded your brains may fall out

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I

Practice makes the man perfect what about woman?