A girl can be poor in history but great on dates

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds

Trespassers ll be shot Survivors ll be shot again

My doctor comes in every morning to feel my purse

Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness

Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery

I can t remember the last time I forgot something

God created the flirt as soon as he made the fool

People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy

Support your local medical examiner: die strangely

Early to bed early to rise makes people suspicious

I got email from a blonde; there was a stamp on it

Red ship crashes into blue ship - sailors marooned

Swallow your pride occasionally it s non-fattening

I love God It s his fan club that makes me nervous