How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut
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Wear short sleeves Support your right to bare arms
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I know karate kung fu and 47 other dangerous words
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics
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Whose idea was it to put an `S` in the word `lisp`?
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Hard work has a future payoff Laziness pays off now
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The best way to prevent a hangover is to stay drunk
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I even have boring dreams I fall asleep in my sleep
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When words fail a boot to the ass may be sufficient
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A Tattoo is a permanent proof of temporary insanity
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Always glad to share my ignorance - I ve got plenty
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Strange that psychics have to ask you for your name
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If you`re too open-minded your brains will fall out
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When a wise man argues with a woman he says nothing
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