Santa s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses

At 65 you begin to regret the sins you did not commit

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it

42 7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot

If you lost your left arm your right arm would be left

My reflexes were so bad that I was hit by a parked ca

Her teeth have so many cavities she talks with an echo

I always tell the truth Even if I have to lie to do it

If men are from Mars then why can t we send them back?

I am a Nobody Nobody is Perfect Therefore I am Perfect

If we learn from our mistakes I m about due for my PhD

I can t remember the last time I had this much amnesia

Online dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd

A perfect guest is one who makes his host feel at home

Take 20 aspirins and you ll feel better if you wake up