Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat drink and be Mary

Did you hear about the army pastry chef two desserted?

He had a photographic memory which was never developed

I smile because I don t know what the hell is going on

Never argue with a fool he may be doing the same thing

I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them

Beauty lies in the hidden file folders of my cell phone

I had to shoot him officer He was about to hurt himself

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I have to think twice before I give it a second thought

England has no kidney bank but it does have a Liverpool

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists

An auctioneer has no friends only nodding acquaintances

I can do without essentials but I must have my luxuries

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance