Learn the difference between a warm heart and hot pants

We were born naked wet and hungry Then things got worse

I like you You remind me of when I was young and stupid

I may not know what I want but I m sure I don t have it

The family that sticks together should bathe more often

I ve never had premonitions but I think one day I might

Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips

Is your name Gillette? coz you re the best a man can get

I fell in love at first sight I should have looked twice

Early to bed early to rise ensures a healthy dull demise

Just remember if the world didn t suck we d all fall off

If it weren t for the last minute nothing would get done

Always learn from mistake of others who take your advice

Stay tuned I could say something brilliant at any moment

If voting could really change things it would be illegal