Forty is the old age of youth fifty is the youth of old age

Laws are society s common sense written down for the stupid

Never try to drown your troubles especially if she can swim

Sometimes it takes me more than 8 hours to get nothing done

A hospital bed is like a parked taxi with the meter running

Men have an inborn talent for recognizing women from behind

Diplomat is a person who thinks twice before saying nothing

The way things are going I want to come back as a cockroach

Most self-made men are a good example of shoddy workmanship

Most self-made men are a good example of shoddy workmanship

I have flabby thighs but fortunately my stomach covers them

Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?

On a diet ? Go to the paint store You can get thinner there

Cinderella would be bad at football Her coach was a pumpkin

Sugar is sugar Salt is salt God made you dumbo not my fault