I am an optimistic pessimist

Magic users have crystal balls

I`d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

There s no gift like the present

Drunkenness is temporary suicide

Understanding is a two-way street

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation

A cheerleader is an athletic supporte

If I had a rapper name it would be Lay-Z

A procrastinator’s work is never done

Many campaign promises are sound Just sound

One man s daydreaming is another man s novel

Nowadays whatever is not worth saying is sung

I like to paint passing lines on curved roads

Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse