College is a fountain of knowledge and the students are there to drink
College is a fountain of knowledge and the students are there to drink
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I ll show you A-flat mine
When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she d dye
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she d dye
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding sings
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn t know
Procrastination has its good side You always have something to do tomorrow
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism-to steal from many is research
Any fool can paint a picture but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it
Advertisement in a Long Island shop: Guitar for sale Cheap no strings attached
The funny thing about miracles is that they never happen the way you plan them
The farther the remote is more you the more likely you like what s already on TV
I keep adjusting the brightness control on my TV but it s still as stupid as eve
If one sketches pictures of suspects for a living does this make him a con artist?
The nice thing about an antique is that if you crack it it only increases the value