Now that Microsoft is so big should it be called Macrosoft?
Now that Microsoft is so big should it be called Macrosoft?
Eagles may soar but weasels don`t get sucked into jet engines
An actor is a man with an infinite capacity for taking praise
Dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire
Van Gogh was a painter because he didn t have an ear for music
Viewer discretion may be advised but it s never really expected
If you want to see a comic strip you should see me in the showe
Shouldn`t Discovery Channel be on a different channel every day?
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory
The fact that no one understands you doesn t mean you re an artist
A guilty conscience needs to confess A work of art is a confession
Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs
A picture is worth 1 000 words but it uses up 1 000 times the memory
A dog who attends a flea circus most likely will steal the whole show
I hate it when I m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong