Now that Microsoft is so big should it be called Macrosoft?

Eagles may soar but weasels don`t get sucked into jet engines

An actor is a man with an infinite capacity for taking praise

Dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire

Van Gogh was a painter because he didn t have an ear for music

Viewer discretion may be advised but it s never really expected

If you want to see a comic strip you should see me in the showe

Shouldn`t Discovery Channel be on a different channel every day?

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory

The fact that no one understands you doesn t mean you re an artist

A guilty conscience needs to confess A work of art is a confession

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs

A picture is worth 1 000 words but it uses up 1 000 times the memory

A dog who attends a flea circus most likely will steal the whole show

I hate it when I m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong