Velcro is sure a rip-off

Friction is a drag

Treble is baseless

Rehab is for quitters

A Smith Wesson beats four aces

Half-drunk is a waste of money

My spell czech is still broken

I hate spoons They re pointless

Money is the root of all wealth

Bad decisions make good stories

Never answer an anonymous lette

Someday is not a day of the week

How young can one die of old age?

Exceptions always outnumber rules

When it doesn t feel Right go LEFT