Sex is like credit - some get it some don t
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A clean house is a sign of a broken compute
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With great power comes huge electricity bill
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It s not how old you are but how you are old
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Nobody notices what I do until I don t do it
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No one is listening until you make a mistake
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Shortbread: They re not making it any longe
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A bicycle can t stand alone; it is two tired
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
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Plastic Surgeons are judged by the face value
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The truth depends on whose lies you listen to
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It s hard to be optimistic with a misty optic
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Don t get into a pissing contest with a skunk
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People will believe anything if you whisper it
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A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it
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