Sex is like credit - some get it some don t

A clean house is a sign of a broken compute

With great power comes huge electricity bill

It s not how old you are but how you are old

Nobody notices what I do until I don t do it

No one is listening until you make a mistake

Shortbread: They re not making it any longe

A bicycle can t stand alone; it is two tired

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Plastic Surgeons are judged by the face value

The truth depends on whose lies you listen to

It s hard to be optimistic with a misty optic

Don t get into a pissing contest with a skunk

People will believe anything if you whisper it

A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it