You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom

God must love stupid people He made so many of them

To realize a dream you must have a dream to realize

Never buy a Rolex from someone who is out of breath

Anywhere is walking distance if you ve got the time

The difference between pink and purple is your grip

For some reeson I ve never yet won a gaim of Skrabel

People who say they are constipated are full of shit

Dyslexia means never having to say that you re YRROS

A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool

Those who say they sleep like a baby haven t got one

Those who say they sleep like a baby haven t got one

Old programmers never die they just lose their memory

No one can drive us crazy until we give them the keys

No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening