Question authority and the authorities will question you

Your freedom to swing your arm ends where my nose begins

A lot of people say I m egocentric but enough about them

If a cow laughed real hard would milk come out her nose?

Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work

Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work

What does retired mean? Tired yesterday tired again today

Six munts ago I cudn t even spel executiv Now I am butte

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory

May you never grow so old that farts aren t funny anymore

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement

Age doesn t always bring wisdom Sometimes age comes alone

My life has a superb cast but I can t figure out the plot

You ve one mouth and two ears use them in that proportion

Everyone has a photographic memory Some don t have a film