Income tax is the fine you pay for thriving so fast

Do not adjust your mind there is a fault in reality

My accountant says that my balances are outstanding

A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a begga

A baby is God s opinion that the world should go on

If there s one thing I can t stand it s intolerance

He is dark and handsome When it s dark he s handsome

Every decent man should be ashamed of his government

Fool me once shame on you; fool me twice shame on me

I always do something amazing when no one s watching

Men are from earth Women are from earth Deal with it

Earn cash in your spare time--blackmail your friends

Home is where you can scratch where it really itches

Don t hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon

Good manners are the lubricant of social intercourse